A lady approaches her priest and tells him “Father, I have a problem. Ihave two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say onething.”
“What do they say?” the priest inquired.
“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have somefun?’”
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to yourproblem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will putthem with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read thebible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terriblephrase and your female parrots will learn the joys of praise andworship.”
“Thank you!” the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house.His two male parrots are holding the rosary beads and praying in theircage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots andthe female parrots say “Hi we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?”
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Putthe beads away, brother. Our prayers have been answered!”